Every once in a great while, I deviate from pointing out how liberals are screwing up America and the world to comment on other things.
I'm on assignment in Rome now. Being Easter weekend, today is a local holiday. My girlfriend Norma and I have been having a great time walking around and seeing the sights. Yesterday, we went to the Vatican but couldn't get in for Mass so had to settle for watching on a screen.
I have noticed a disturbing new fashion trend and want to do my little part to nip it in the bud (as Barney Fife would have said).
Here we've seen a lot of women wearing cuffed shorts with hose. Ladies, I would like to urge you to cease and desist this practice immediately! I am sure you have no idea how ridiculous this looks otherwise you wouldn't be caught dead in such an outfit.
STOP THE MADNESS!