How can you tell if a Clinton is lying?

His (or her) lips are moving!

I know. I know. It's an old joke, but it comes in so handy. And it's so useful, too. It's like the utility infielder of jokes.

Check out this quote from Senator Hillary Clinton's "loving" husband, Bill:

"The reason (Hillary Clinton) ought to be president, over and above her vision and her plans is that she has proven in every position she has ever had in life, whether it was in elected office or not, that she is a world-class genius in making positive changes in other people's lives."

I'm sorry, but is there anyone over the age of six that believes this drivel? It's like the quote that's been played up where Bill urged Hillary to dump him during law school because she had more talent for public service than anyone from her generation. Can you actually hear that or read that and not want to wretch? I can't.